your best american girl

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Image shows youtube comment Boxeye360: I wish they would all kiss TechnicolorMammoth: You sound like my wife. When dudes get really close to each others face she's always like, "Now kiss :)". I put the emoji in there because she's always smiling like the cutie patootie she is when she says it. End ID]

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Panel 1: Text says "My dad was an orc". It's a green orc wearing a dress shirt with a purple tie and glasses, holding a cup of coffee. The cup is made of stone and has an ragged axe blade on it. He also has a pencil in his pocket protector, and the pencil is also a tiny axe.

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nevermind they did something funnier let's chainsaw our way in and then scoot out beep beep that's the sound of my scooter vrmmm vrmmm that's the sound of my tiny chainsaw